Hi! *waves*

I write and read, and seriously if you want to talk about a book, go on ahead. I will listen, and jump in if I can.


I kind of admire how they made sure we’d fall in love with Steve Rogers before we fell in love with Captain America.


This will help you write good.


who do i contact at marvel to get my life back


in soviet russia bucky up all night to get YOU


*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette


A little Cassandra Jean spoilery art …



hey remember when in the first Captain America movie Steve never once backed down from a fight

and then in Winter Soldier he stops fighting for the first time ever at the end of the movie just cause it’s Bucky



pick up line: let’s watch star trek


I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

Me: If I ever get published, I'm going to write fanfiction for my own books
Me: And then reviewers will be like, "Omg that's totally out of canon."
Me: And I'll be like, "Bitch, I am the canon."
Augustus: so your name is four
Tobias: yeah
Augustus: you could say it's a metafour
Tobias: will you stop


additionally, I CANNOT GET OVER Steve’s fucking Sadness Errands that he keeps running around DC, like, his schedule literally goes

6 AM: jogging

7:15: unburden soul to total stranger, lacking better options

3 PM: visit own museum exhibit to stare at the Dead Best Friend Wall

4:30: attempt meaningful human connection with sole surviving contemporary; fail due to Alzheimer’s

6 PM: dinner for one

7 PM: contemplate own loneliness, probably

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